Leave a “shag me” in my ask and I’ll write a drabble of my character doing something dirty with yours.

(Source: captainjhw)

i think i found the perfect fanfic for you

omfg this is perfect.

fellatiouspuppeteer started following you

yo what’s up?

johnathanstrider replied to your post: ]]>johnathanstrider replied to your post:…

so yeah i feel your pain but hahah i had a kismesis willing to help

turntechgodtits replied to your post: ]]>johnathanstrider replied to your post:…

im sorry i dont speak emoticon egbert    

i hope you get a bad magic anon       

johnathanstrider:

turntabletrickster:

johnathanstrider replied to your post: dave. daaaave. hi

i missed you asshole. quit disappearing for long periods of time. also i’m a girl don’t know if you knew           

i missed you too. and i will!  or i’ll try at least.

i thought so judging from the icon and all but i didn’t wanna make assumptions. magic anons?

good good
i will try to keep bothering talking to you while you’re here

yeah, they got me awhile ago and didn’t change me back or have a time limit so i’m just chilling as female now

sweet, sounds like a plan.

how’s it being a chick?

johnathanstrider replied to your post: johnathanstrider replied to your post: poof u are…

they got me earlier. when i was changed into a female

turntechgodtits replied to your post: poof u are now really horny

fuck i cant breathe

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johnathanstrider replied to your post: poof u are now really horny

hah.

shhhhhh shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Anonymous said: poof u are now really horny

but why tho

Anonymous said: Aww, okay. Magic anon shall go then.

thanks for the thoughts though i appreciate it!