February 2012
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jakeenglish:
realizing you’re in love with your best friend is like being told that the delicious cake you just ate had a 80% chance of being poisoned
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johnathanstrider asked: (Good evening! I just wanted to ask if you really wanted to do an rp where John goes up to visit Dave. Cause I am more than prepared to type up a starter here.)
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Leave a Tumblr user in my ask and I will tell you...
trickyannihilation:
((IC and OOC))
TURN ON / TURN OFF GAME!
The “turn-off” “turn-on” game. Ask me anything and I will answer if it is a turn off or turn on. Ask me. GO!
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johnathanstrider replied to your post: johnathanstrider replied to…
give me a day to give my boss notice and then i’ll fly up. i’ll take you shopping when i get there and we can get stew ingredients
hell yes! this is gonna be awesome. i cannot wait!
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johnathanstrider replied to your post: johnathanstrider replied to…
so long as you don’t mind two grubs coming along, i can take a trip up to washington
nah i don’t mind at all! that would be pretty cool.
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johnathanstrider replied to your post: johnathanstrider replied to your post: > Dave:…
you sure?? you don’t need me to come up there with a big pot of stew and comfort you do you??
…stew and comfort, you say???
hmmmmm. that actually sounds like a good plan.
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turntechgodtits:
turntabletrickster:
it’s okay. i just don’t think we’re ready to talk yet. or, ever. you know.
sigh.
anyways enough of that dumb stuff.
well let him do his own thing and you do yours in any case besides that special moment what are you doing
true true.
nothing notable!
stuffing myself full of food actually.
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:oo )(ey Dave, can I come ofur your )(ouse?
purrty-cuddlefish:
turntabletrickster:
purrty-cuddlefish:
turntabletrickster:
purrty-cuddlefish:
:((< Kinda lonely )(ere and Jo)(n is still on )(is revenge trip.
oh! yeah sure! dad’s gone so it’s a little lonely too hehe.
ummm i don’t think you know where it is so here’s some coordinates: [insert here!]
just knock on the door when you get here!
:33< Yay! T)(ank you!!
...
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turntechgodtits replied to your post: > Dave: Bash your head against the wall.
whoa what happened now
just what i was talking to you about that’s all! it’s okay, really.
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johnathanstrider replied to your post: > Dave: Bash your head against the wall.
whoa, whoa. dave. eggy. you stop that
no it’s cool, i’m cool, i just needed a moment i think.
moment’s over now.
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turntechgodtits:
turntabletrickster:
yeah it’s awful.
anyways i’m not gonna argue anymore, there isn’t any use in it.
…it’s not like we’ll ever be friends again anyways so what does it matter.
if talking to him leads instantly to an argument well i hate to say this but thats a burned bridge dude might as well leave it behind you and move on
it’s okay. i just don’t think...
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> Dave: Bash your head against the wall.
You are so dumb. You are just a dumb stupid poopyhead who doesn’t know how to stop.
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:oo )(ey Dave, can I come ofur your )(ouse?
purrty-cuddlefish:
turntabletrickster:
purrty-cuddlefish:
:((< Kinda lonely )(ere and Jo)(n is still on )(is revenge trip.
oh! yeah sure! dad’s gone so it’s a little lonely too hehe.
ummm i don’t think you know where it is so here’s some coordinates: [insert here!]
just knock on the door when you get here!
:33< Yay! T)(ank you!!
>You punch in the coordinates and get your...
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Make me cry. →
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turntechgodtits:
turntabletrickster:
hospitals are freaky and yeah i totally get you.
okay gimme a minute.
> Dave: Scream into that pillow like you mean it.
i’m good. it’s all good.
i just don’t know when to stop arguing i think. it’s a terrible habit.
good yeah arguing is like pringles once you start you cant stop until either your hand gets stuck in the can or you hit rock bottom
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coolkidkarkat:
turntabletrickster:
then why the fuck did you bring up your new boyfriend???
thats a shitty fucking thing to talk about to me you know that
to be honest i was fine until you started talking about his boyfriend thats what really gets me mad is the fact that youre pissing on him when youre doing the same exact thing i mean yeah okay troll romance woo but it sounds like a shitty...
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sweetsouthernbee:
turntabletrickster:
sweetsouthernbee started following you
wow you all just keep coming! hello!
eveniin’ two ya.
how you doiin?
i’ve been better but i think i’ll live heh.
what about you?
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turntechgodtits:
turntabletrickster:
interesting? how so?
i have no clue how i was even roped into it man it just happened and now i regret it. it’s like one of those things you think was gonna be good but now i wish i just didn’t start talking to him it’s like arguing with a brick wall.
a pillow would be nice actually, then i could scream into it. i’m not too much with hitting things. just...
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sl33pyfromherrecentkill:
turntabletrickster replied to your post: turntabletrickster started following you :33<…
hey there!
:33< how are you?
i’m doing okay. arguing with someone i didn’t really wanna but it’s okay i guess.
what about you?
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:oo )(ey Dave, can I come ofur your )(ouse?
purrty-cuddlefish:
:((< Kinda lonely )(ere and Jo)(n is still on )(is revenge trip.
oh! yeah sure! dad’s gone so it’s a little lonely too hehe.
ummm i don’t think you know where it is so here’s some coordinates: [insert here!]
just knock on the door when you get here!
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coolkidkarkat:
turntabletrickster:
well once upon a time you weren’t a supreme asshole 24-7 you know what you should be fucking glad you have a new boyfriend who likes you but no you’re bitching like a little girl about it jesus fucking christ how am i even still here listening to this.
oh i have absolutely no doubt in your relationship skills karkat i have firsthand experience on how great...
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sweetsouthernbee started following you
wow you all just keep coming! hello!
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Well, this is a boring hour under Egbert's...
drakehetaro:
>Nod and wander in, sitting down and grabbing a soft shell taco. I don’t know how much you eat so I just grabbed that big 12 taco box thing. And nachos.
you are a good friend drake.
good. friend.
> He grabs a taco and some chips.
mmmmmmm yessssss. this is a good arrangement.
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ironicasshole:
turntabletrickster:
ironicasshole started following you
sick choice in profile music bro, i approve.
thanks man
sup
nothing much to write about honestly! what about you?
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sl33pyfromherrecentkill started following you
hey there and thanks!
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turntechgodtits:
turntabletrickster:
yeah sorry i just got a little irritated there. not your fault or anything, my bad.
nothing much just listening about how my ex is apparently incredibly happy/unhappy with his new boyfriend.
excuse me while i barf all over.
yeah its alright i had an interesting day myself but it sounds like you were roped into something …..special need a punching bag or...
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coolkidkarkat:
turntabletrickster:
do you even listen to yourself when you talk??? i mean no offence broseph but you’re sounding like a supreme asshole right now.
wasn’t spider the one who was dating john first? do you think that he likes this too? just sounds like you’ve got some pretty big entitlement issues going on here. what if john heard you talking about him like that? do you really...
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Well, this is a boring hour under Egbert's...
drakehetaro:
turntabletrickster:
drakehetaro:
turntabletrickster:
ugh hold on or else i’ll make you do something dumb!
how about you come over and we can play video games or something.
you should pick up some taco bell.
Heh, I would expect that more than anything. And I’ll be right over if I can brave the long lines of stoners with late night munchies.
fuck yes.
bring some nachos...
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:|| Dave, Sollux...
lampandspider:
purrty-cuddlefish:
:||< Group facepalm.
:||< T)(is is a t)(ing t)(at is needed.
Ii Am 2hocked That Ii Do Not Have A Permanent Mark From Face-Palmiing Yet.
yes let me join in on this i need it desperately.
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turntechgodtits:
turntabletrickster:
haha shit calm your tits you were the one ragging on me for stating the obvious here.
well damn alright lets forget about it and move on whats new with you
yeah sorry i just got a little irritated there. not your fault or anything, my bad.
nothing much just listening about how my ex is apparently incredibly happy/unhappy with his new boyfriend.
...
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ironicasshole started following you
sick choice in profile music bro, i approve.
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purrty-cuddlefish asked: >:((< Yes! Wit)( cake!
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coolkidkarkat replied to your post: :??:\
all of ckks relationships seem liek a kismesisitude because hes an asshat))
((not dave<>ckk))
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purrty-cuddlefish:
turntabletrickster:
B||< I know t)(at fureel bro….
can we facepalm together? please???
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Well, this is a boring hour under Egbert's...
drakehetaro:
turntabletrickster:
ugh hold on or else i’ll make you do something dumb!
how about you come over and we can play video games or something.
you should pick up some taco bell.
Heh, I would expect that more than anything. And I’ll be right over if I can brave the long lines of stoners with late night munchies.
fuck yes.
bring some nachos too.
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turntechgodtits:
turntabletrickster:
…..
but.
the implication of that ask was sex dani.
oh snap and i thought the implications was all candy and rainbows shit lets back up this fun truck here and put it into park as we discover the implications of sex involved here
haha shit calm your tits you were the one ragging on me for stating the obvious here.
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Well, this is a boring hour under Egbert's...
ugh hold on or else i’ll make you do something dumb!
how about you come over and we can play video games or something.
you should pick up some taco bell.
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coolkidkarkat:
turntabletrickster:
….
yes.
though, i haven’t talked to him in a while really.
he doesn’t seem that bad though are you sure you’re not blowing outta proportion?
lemme put this in perspective for you egbert since youre not getting it
you have a boyfriend that you really like and you only want to be with them
but theyve got this awful friend that you hate and is like an...