Your name is DAVE EGBERT and you are 18 YEARS OLD.
You're quite fond of playing VIDEO GAMES, especially old-school stuff like MARIO and DONKEY KONG. You particularly have a soft spot for POKEMON as well. You also love watching HORRIBLE B-LIST MOVIES in your spare time.
You love your TURNTABLES even though you're not that great at using them and you enjoy MIXING MUSIC on your computer. You also play the KEYBOARD in your spare time and you make some EXTRA CASH playing at parties.
You think that BAKED GOODS are pretty overrated, considering your dad is kind of nuts for baking so many pastries daily. You similarly hate the HARLEQUINS that your dad places everywhere because they’re CREEPY AS HELL.
You once played a game called SBURB with your friends John Strider, Rose Harley and Jade Lalonde, but you don’t really talk about it nowadays. You were the KNIGHT OF BREATH in the game and you had the ability to do the BREEZY THING.
Your chumhandle is troublemakingGenius and sometimes your sentences can really get out of control.