((new headcanon: dani’s hit girl and dave is kick ass LOL

HIS NAME IS EVEN DAVE IN THE MOVIE LMAO

and mindy/dani same difference))

Relations/Quadrants

catnipaddict:

Guardian

Father - He is pretty much your adopted Dad he tries to teach you how to shoot guns and things about Law and Justice but you don’t really pay attention to those things… You usually just wanna spend a day without him blabbering about those things.

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QUADRANTS:

Equius - You’ve met him since you’ve been little wrigglers, He’s been there for you for a very long time and you both have grown closer and closer during those times that you’ve finally gotten over your shyness and asked him to be your Matesprit, you two basically end up cuddling and fluffing out when you hang out, It’s cute and you like it. You really care for him.

Eridan - Gosh this guy used to creep you out but you’ve gotten over that and decided to try talking with the guy, He actually wasn’t a bad guy, He was different from your Eridan and you actually really liked talking with him. After a while of talking and hanging out you two decided to become Moirails and the best ones. You two basically love to hang out and talk with eachother alot you just can’t help but care and act motherly to him even if he’s older than you.

Oldbert - Your second Moirail and your goofy one! You really really love watching movies with this John and hanging out with him when he has the time. You live with him in an Apartment in Seattle though usually you don’t actually see him as much because he works in a Bank and doesn’t come back till night time. But when he actually has time to talk and goof around with you, you two have a bunch of fun. You really look up to this guy, You see him as an older brother that you’ve always wanted, and he’s also one of your idols.

Gamzee - You have a really strange relationship with this Gamzee one second you’re on hating on eachother and the next you two are like good friends who sometimes mack on eachother… You don’t know but you’ve both decided you’re in a Kismesis/Matesprit double-reacharound relationship which is whacky.

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Relations:

Jade - Your bestfriend and one of your Roleplay partners, You really love talking with this Jade she’s actually really cool and fun! You’re also teaching her how to Roleplay you’re her mentor and she’s your apprentice, isn’t that so COOL? Sometimes you and Jade roleplay when having normal conversations and it’s pretty nice that you two share the furry fandom interest.

Dave - Your adoptive big brother, you two pretty much act like siblings so you’ve decided to have him as your big brother. It’s pretty neat isn’t it!

-More coming soon-

((DAWWWW))

meltesh28:

alright this is going too far

((i feel like with nick, dave would be more strider-like instead of egbert-like??? because nick’s automatically mostly egbert so i feel like dave would be that way IDKDFJSLDFKJ))

catnipaddict:

stupidfuckingtinyjacket:

stripperloki:

I just found this on my computer.

Why I have it, I will never know.

uh

((Me.))

((DEXTER’S DAD IS OFFICIALLY MY HEADCANON DAVE EGBERT DAD OK))

(Source: nightmareloki)

((i feel like dexter’s dad is kind of like my headcanon davebert dad for some reason))

(Source: nostalgiaandshit)

catnipaddict said: ((Nepeta :33c))

((Awww Dave loves Nep C: he thinks she’s cute and nice and friendly! they should talk more, now that i think about it.))

nakkingconsort said: [ whats his opinion on tricksters ]

((That is a good question!

He actually only knows one trickster kind of well and that’s John, and they don’t talk a lot, really. Otherwise he’s kind of blissfully oblivious to most of them.  Valera went trickster mode once but she wasn’t nuts, just really sweet, so Dave just thinks of the tricksters as really hyped-up people, I guess. With candy stuck in their hair.))

nakkingconsort said: [ how does he feel about receiving surprise parties? ]

((He’s actually never gotten one before!! But he’d probably like it. He likes parties a lot in general.))

Anonymous said: mexican food in general, then B)

((He likes it a lot! But then again, he’s a human vacuum so he’ll pretty much eat anything.  He likes nachos a lot.))